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    An interoffice cricket game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.
    In 2001, the support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
    `The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2001 cricket season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game.`
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