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    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t then the rope would break and everyone would die.
    No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I`ll get off."
    After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.
  • Just two miles !! Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship. Passenger: How far is land, from here ?
    Captain: Two miles...
  • Room in Hell ! A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil`s hands. 'You will be spending eternity here, but I`ll let you pick your own room from three I`ll show you,' the devil said. In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a...
  • The Good Wife !! Mrs Santa accompanied Santa to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
    He said, 'Mr Santa is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t...
  • American Temples ! Before Pooja the priest will not ask for your name anymore. Your social security number will do. Two types of prasad will be available - Normal Prasad, Diet Prasad. Also panchamrut will be of 4 types...
  • Drink Horlicks ! Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him. Rohit was surprised but he recognized her... she was Jasmine an old batch mate but he wondered why she was calling him. Because she never gave a drop to anyone in the college but anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a....
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