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    Banta went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to him up, and instruct him by radio. He showed him the start up, and basic procedures, and up he went. At 1000 feet, Banta radioed, "I`m doing great! I love it! I`m really getting the hang of it!"
    The instructor watched him climb to over 3000 feet, then watched in horror as the helicopter began a dive and crashed nearby. He ran over and pulled him from the wreck, asking, "What happened?"
    He said, "I don`t know! Everything was going fine, until I got cold and turned off that big fan."
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    He said, 'Mr Santa is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t...
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