Organic Vegetables

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    Santa and Banta were talking one day.
    "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market." said Santa.
    "So were you able to find some?" asked Banta.
    "Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, `These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
    "The gardener said `No, you`ll have to do that yourself.`"
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