| A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander the grounds. A gorgeous, petite woman walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices
his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me?" The mans replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, " You must be new here, let me explain. It`s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continued to explore the colony`s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within a few minutes a huge, horrible, fat, hairy man lumbered out of the steam towards him and asks, "Did you call for me?" "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer."You must be new here", says the fat man."It is a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The fat man spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where his greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks. The man yells, "Here is my membership card; you can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee...!!! "But sir", she replies, you`ve only been here for a few hours; you haven`t even had the chance to see all of our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I`m 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day...!!! |