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    The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars.
    "Dear." Asked the somewhat impatient husband., "Aren`t you coming to bed?"
    "No," she announced. "My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don`t want to miss a single minute of it.
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