| Santa goes downstairs in the morning his father asked, "How are you?" Santa says, "I feel great." Father says, "But you look terrible!" Santa says, "But I feel great." When Santa gets to the office, his secretary asks him how he is. Santa says, "I feel great!" She says, "But you look terrible." Santa says, "But I feel great." Santa goes to lunch with his friend and they have just the same conversation. His friend insists that he goes to the doctor and so that is what Santa does. Dr. Banta asks what the problem is. Santa says, "I feel great but I look terrible." Dr. Banta says, "I don`t know that ailment so I`ll look in my medical book." Dr. Banta takes out a huge tome. "Feels great, looks terrible..." he says as he turns the pages, "Feels great, looks terrible.... Feels gre... I`ve got it!! You`re a vagina!" |