•  

    Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
    When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
    The father replies, "I don`t want them fucking your mother after I`m gone!"
  • Virgin ! In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
    'Born as a virgin, lived as...
  • Clinton`s secret box ! Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But...
  • Little Johnny again ! The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, 'Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?'
    'But Dad...
  • Proxy father ! A couple had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, husband kissed his wife and said, 'I`m off. The man should be here soon.'
    Half an hour later, just by chance...
  • Salad Tongs !! A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.
    The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT