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    Santa was invited to his friend`s home for dinner. Banta, the host, preceded every request to his wife, Preeto, by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
    Santa looked at Banta and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
    Banta hung his head nd whispered, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
  • Free Haircut A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
    'I`m goin` to...
  • That`s Disgusting Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read 'Unique Breakfast' so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
    Santa: 'What`s your `Unique Breakfast?`'
  • Organic Vegetables Santa and Banta were talking one day. 'My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market.' said Santa.
    'So were you able to find some?'
    'Well when I got to the market...
  • Flying Banta !! Banta went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to him up, and instruct him by radio. He showed him the start up, and basic procedures, and up he went. At 1000 feet...
  • Doctor`s advice ! Santa, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke his leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned him not to climb any stairs. Two months later, the doctor...
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