| Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little boy came up to her. "What`s your name?" He asked. "Happy butt." She said. "Tell me your name or I`ll tell the teacher." "Happy butt." The teacher came up to the little girl and asked her, "What`s your name?" "Happy butt." "Tell me your name or I`ll send you to the principal." "Happy butt." The teacher sends her down to the pricipals office. He askes her, "What`s your name." "Happy butt." "Tell me your name or I`ll call your mom." "Happy butt." The principal gets of the phone with her mom. "You lied, your name isn`t happy butt. It`s Gladys." "Glad ass, happy butt, whats the difference." |