| Banta gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. Banta stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 7-5, weigh 290 lbs., and I have 16 inches, Turner Brown.” Banta faints! After coming too, Banta asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, and my name is Turner Brown.” Banta looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.” |