| Banta is on the 5th floor of a building and needed a handsaw. So he spots Santa on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can`t hear him. So Banta tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. Santa nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. Banta gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". Santa says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I`m coming!" |