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    The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
    "I`m in love," the boy replied.
    Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
    "With YOU!" he said.
    "But Johnny," she said gently, "don`t you see how silly that is? It`s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don`t want a child."
    "Oh, don`t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I`ll use a rubber!"
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    He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis and said...
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  • Paratrooper ?? A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him...
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    'My son,' says one, 'has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a...
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