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There were three guys including Santa, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Santa remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to Santa and says: "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
Santa says: "I`ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed.
"What happened then?" they asked. "Well," Santa said, "she told me to 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
- The River A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river'.
With even greater emphasis he said... - Confidential Fax !! Santa: 'Do you know anything about this fax-machine?'
Banta: 'A little. What`s wrong?'
Santa: 'Well, I sent a fax, and... - Santa got a job ! Santa was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well his first day on the job, he grabbed a thermos and...
- Loopholes ! A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
She rushed in and said, 'What is it, honey?'
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and... - Poor Santa ! Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.
Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear...