| The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper. Santa peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper. A short while later Santa looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for ten thousand rupees?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked "Would you let me fuck you for Rs 20?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We`ve already established that" replied Santa, "We`re just haggling over the price!" |