| A army trainer was teaching his recruits about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then Santa in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Santa, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" Santa replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards." "Why`s that Santa ?" "Well," answered Santa, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..." "And what about the deck of cards?" asked trainer impatiently. "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!" |