Expecting !!

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    "How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Banta asked his friend Santa.
    "Oh, she`s not pregnant," Santa replied, "she`s expecting."
    "What`s the difference?" Banta pressed.
    "Well, Santa explained, "She`s expecting me to cook dinner, she`s expecting me to do the housework, she`s expecting me to rub her feet . . ."
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