How to make babies

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    Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”
    The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
    “It’s simple, “ replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
  • Prostrate problem ! A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks 'W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?'
    The man replies...
  • Speed trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got caught and was pulled over.
    The officer handed him the citation and...
  • No Sleep ! Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office. 'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a...
  • Santa`s lucky number Santa got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen. He glanced out the window at the...
  • Pregnancy test ! Jeeto came running up to Santa jumping for joy.
    Not knowing how to react, Santa started jumping up and down along with her. 'Why are we so happy?' Santa asked.
    Jeeto, 'Honey, I have some...
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