-
Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!
This particular Genie; however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter Santa blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer!"
Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned to the finest brew.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the sudden stillness as Santa and Banta considered their circumstances. Banta looked disgustedly at Santa and after a long, tension filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going! Now we`re going to have to pee in the boat!!"
- Extramarital affair ! The man said, 'Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn`t find him anywhere. So...
-
Politicians !! A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa`s field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to... - Annual Medical Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results.
His Dr. said, 'Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and... - Awfully Quiet Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.
An cop pulls him over and asks, 'Where have you been?'
'I`ve been to... - How to make babies Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised...