| Santa and Jeeto decide they don`t want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6 year old children, so they decide to talk in code. One day Santa is feeling a little bit turned on and says to his daughter. "Tell your mother I would really like to type a letter." She runs off to find her mom. "Mommy, mommy", she shouts, "Daddy would like to type a letter." Jeeto replies slightly sheepishly, "Go and tell your daddy that he can`t type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." She tears off to her father and says, "Daddy, daddy, mommy says` you can`t type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." A few days later Jeeto remembers that Santa was a little bit keen on a bit of nookie and she called her daughter, "Tell your daddy that he can type that letter today." She went off to look for her father and told him, "Daddy, mommy says you can type the letter today." "That`s OK" Santa says, "You can tell your mother that I don`t need the typewriter any more, I wrote the letter by hand." |