With Pleasure !

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    Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected?
    Very modestly she replied, “Rs. 2500, Sir.”
    “With pleasure,” said Banta.
    “In that case Rs. 4500, Sir,” was the prompt reply by the lady.
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