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    Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit, which she did. She bought the groceries and got back home to her mother.
    Mrs. Jones: “Why did you take so long?”
    Silvia: “I met some boys who asked me to climb up a tree and fetch them some fruit.”
    Mrs. Jones: “Silvia, you should know that when boys ask you to climb up a tree, all they want is to see your underwear. You shouldn’t have done it.”
    Silvia: “Mother, I know. That’s why I took them off before climbing up the tree.”
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    Banta asks, 'What was that for?'
    Preeto replies, 'What was that piece of...
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    'Here`s a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these...
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