Bitch !!

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    Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
    As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
    Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
    They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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