Who do I look like?

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    A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says, "Who do I look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....
    The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says, "Who do I look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....
    The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says, "Who do I look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....
    The man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.
    The man asks his wife, "How much did it cost?"
    His wife says, "I had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them."
    The man asks his wife, "What kinda cake did you bake them?"
    The wife says, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker?"
  • Embarrassed !! Preeto hires a maid with beautiful hair.
    The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, 'I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.'
    That night, Preeto tells this to her husband...
  • Good night !! Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey.
    He asks, 'Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you`ve had a good night out?'
    The first replies, 'I come home, get into bed and if I lay there and tingle all over, I know that I had a...
  • Condom size? A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.'What size?' asks the clerk.
    'Gee, I don`t know.'
    'Go see Sophie in aisle 4.' He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells...
  • Premature ejaculation ! Banta was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
    In response the doctor said, 'When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself'.
    That same day Banta went to...
  • Veterinarian ! A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn`t really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However...
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