| Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe. Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, `You wouldn`t believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling`s gold, the chandelier is gold, even the urinals are gold!` Jeeto can`t believe this so she calls the place up and asked to speak with the manager. She said, `Is it true that your floor is gold?` The guy says, `Yes.` The wife continues down the list. `Is it true that even your urinals are gold?` The manager turns around to another guy and says, `Hey, I think we found the guy who messed up your saxophone last night.` |