| Tansen and Birbal were the two famous ministers of Akbar. They had a debate regarding who was the real gem of the ministers out of the two of them. Birbal being witty put a proposal to Tansen, that if he suceeds in sucking Jodha Bhai`s tits, he will come to the DARBAR(Court) totally naked. Tansen accepts the challenge. He trains a harmless snake and teaches it, where to bite. In a month, the snake was ready to work. One day Tansen sees Akbar with his queen Jodha Bhai in his lawn. He orders his snake to bit Jodha Bhai on his tits. The snake follows the orders and bits her right on spot. Akbar was very worried regarding the safety of her queen. In the mean time, Tansen tells Akbar that he can cure the queen provided he is not hanged for touching the queen. Tansen goes and sucks the queens`s tits. Birbal faints by seeing that. He knew he had lost the battle. Next day, Birbal comes late in the DARBAR. And when he reaches there, he comes totally naked. This makes Akbar really angry. Tansen was delighted. When Akbar asks Birbal for this stupid action Birbal replies, "Maharaj a snake bit me on my penis. I am going to die if Tansen does not cure me." And Tansen faints. |