| Banta was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. Banta thought, "Great...he`s only five and I`m gonna have to start explaining, I`ll just let him ask, whatever, and I`ll answer." After everything was over, Banta walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?" |