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    Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea.
    He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin.
    All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on EARTH!!
  • Complaints ? Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, 'Aren`t they cute, what are their names?'
    Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied...
  • Shut up Gals ! One Saturday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.
    She started with, 'To err is nature, to rectify error is glory.'
    Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said...
  • Fainting ! 'How come you`re late?' asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.
    'It was awful,' Santa explains. 'I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He`d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was...
  • Good night ? By the time a Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. 'You`ve got to have a room somewhere,' he pleaded. 'Or just a bed, I don`t care where.'
    'Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,' admitted the manager, 'and he might be glad to split the cost. But...
  • Too smart ! A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Johnny what is your problem?'
    Johnny answered, 'I`m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I`m smarter than she is! I think...
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