| Indian army recently found it had too many Majors and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS five thousand for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring Major`s body between two points he chose. The first major accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check of Rs 3,60,000 The second major asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 6 feet 4 inche. He walked out with a check for Rs 3,80,000 Now it was turn of our Santa. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip of my penis to my balls." The pension man said that would be fine, but he`d better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked Santa to drop `em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of Santa`s penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your balls?" The general replied, "In Kargil." |