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Banta buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Banta doesn`t have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass.
Banta hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, Banta loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning Banta wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn`t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed.
The next morning Banta wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. Banta spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. So, Banta asks his wife, Preeto, to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they`re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
- Check your brakes!! Santa went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
Santa decided, 'What the hell, I`ll try it.'
Santa spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn`t... - Anal care... Santa with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor, Dr Banta and asks him what he can do. Dr Banta replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage.
Santa agrees, and so Banta warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and... - Dumb Santa Santa`s son is down at a popular secluded beach, the south end of which permits nude bathing.
After much wandering around with wide-eyed wonder, he approaches his father, Santa, and asks 'Dad, why do some men have little cocks, and other men have big cocks?
Taken aback, but quick with an answer, the well endowed Santar replies... - Ball tickling Our Santa was a zookeeper. One day he was walking through the zoo, checking on all the animals. When he passed near the Zebra pen, he noticed a woman standing near the fence that contained the zebras. One of the zebra had walked up to the woman and stood in front of her on the other side of the fence. Suddenly...
- Extra large ! Santa enters his favorite restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying...