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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter`s there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question.
To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"
The teacher thinks for a sec, and then replies, "That would have been the Titanic, right?".
St. Peter lets him through the gate. St. Peter turns to the Garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn`t REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decides to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
The garbage man guesses: "1228"
"That happens to be right; go ahead." St. Peter turns to the Lawyer: "Name them."
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The trembling monkey says, 'You are, mighty lion!
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Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that... -
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- Spinning Smith! This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, 'Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.'
Saint Peter asks, 'What`s his name?'
'Allan Smith,' replies the woman.
'Gee,' says Saint Peter, 'we`ve got a...