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One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
Banta came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn`t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I`ll give you 100 chickens."
Santa was thrilled. Two weeks later Banta stopped by to see how things were going.
Santa said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
Banta said, "Oh, I can`t believe that. I`ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I`ll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and Banta stops in again. Santa says, "You`re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, Banta asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"
"Well," says Santa, "I`m not sure. But I think I`m not planting them far enough apart."
- Adoption ! Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college for... - Mightiest !! A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, 'Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?'
The trembling monkey says, 'You are, mighty lion!
'Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows... - The eternal cure? Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, 'that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?'
Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that... -
Unusual event! The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week... - Well equipped ? Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started...