| Santa and Banta driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled. Before Santa could say anything, Banta said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?" Santa said, "Yeah, good idea!" "I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?", suggested Banta. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Santa and said, "Here, drink some!" Santa took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Banta. "Here, you have some!" Banta passed it back and said, "No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here." |