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A Lawyer was defending a man in court that had broken a window and stolen some jewlery.
The Lawyer decided to try a unique defense, he told the judge that you shouldn`t punish the whole man for something that his arm did.
The judge thought for a minute, then said, "Good point, using your logic I will sentence the defendant`s arm to two year in prison, he can accompany his arm or not."
At that the defendant came forward, detached his artificial arm, laid it on the bench and walked out.
- Mercedes A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked Santa at the airport one day.
When Santa got in and they started on their way he enquired what the three pinned emblem on the front is for.
The driver replied 'Why? It`s for lining it up at people so you can... - Go to hell !! A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him 'What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?'
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, 'A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.'
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment... - Feels like rubber... A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.
'Well,' said the drunk, 'it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.'
'Let me have it,' said the lawyer and... - Not finished yet ! A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor coming from the direction of the drunk.
She turns to him and says, 'Excuse me Mister, but did you just... - Escaping Banta ! Banta came into the bar, with a big scowl on his face, and ordered a drink.
The bartender says, 'You look a mite angry. What`s wrong?'
Banta says, 'Well, I was in bed with this gal, and we heard her husband coming in, so I jumped out the window and held on to the window sill. He came over to the window and saw me, and...