| Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000." "Let`s see the Rs 20 model," he said. The clerk put the device around Santa`s neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed. "How does it work?" Santa asked. "For Rs 20 it doesn`t work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they`ll talk louder!" |