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Santa took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators.
Santa`s father started to tilt slowly toward the left.
A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you."
The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of Santa`s father so he would stay upright. Santa`s father started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright. Santa`s father started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, Santa returned. Santa, "Well, Dad, isn`t this a nice place."
Santa`s father replied, "I guess it`s ok, but they won`t let me fart."
- Hearing aid ! Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
'How much do they run?' he asked the clerk.
'That depends,' said the salesman. 'They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000.'
'Let`s see the... - Screwdriver ! The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
The model said, 'Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?'
The driver said... - Novice hunter A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, the uncle had an idea. 'Why don`t you... - Where`s the Money? The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were `protecting`. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week... - Dirty mind!! Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, 'Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions.'
Neha gasped and said in a huff, 'Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to...