| During the war, three mothers met on a London street, and it turned that each had a daughter in the armed forces. The first one said, "My daughter is doing very well indeed. She`s been in the WAVES for only six months, and she`s already saved five hundred pounds." The second one laughed," That`s nothing! My daughter is in WACS and in a year she`s saved twelve hundred pounds. The third spoke up," My daughter is in the TUTES, She`s been in only for three months and she`s already saved two thousand pounds." The others said, "The TUTES, the TUTES? What branch of the service is that?" "Oh the biggest branch, the Prostitutes." |