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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Sonu do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Sonu: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Sonu: No.
Teacher: That`s my point. We can`t see God because he isn`t there. He doesn`t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
Sonu: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time)
Little girl: Did you see the sky?
Sonu: Yessssss
Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
Sonu: Yes
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Sonu: No
Little Girl: Does that mean she doesn`t have one?
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Santa`s wish Santa is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
It says, “I will give you three wishes.”
Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says... - Great Bar ! An Irishman, an Italian, and Banta are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
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The man says 'The bad news.'
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To which Jeeto replied, 'Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.'
'Really?' Santa said excitedly.
'Yes, in fact... - Confession !! Tommy enters the confessional box and says, 'Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Tommy ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the woman you were with?'
'Sure and I...