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Banta walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said "Win this...free beer for LIFE!"
Banta walked up to the bartender and asked "How do I win this golden mug?"
The bartender replied, "See that drunken man over there? Knock him out in one punch. See that lion? He has a toothache but noone can get the tooth out. Take the tooth out. See that lady? She hasn`t been screwed in a while so...screw her."
Banta walks over to the drunk man and knocks him out with one punch. Then, he goes over to the lion and brings him into the back alley.
The bartender hears some noises and then Banta comes back in with a pair of pliers and says, "Where`s the lady with a toothache?"
- Which half ? An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, 'Oh oh!'
The man asked the doctor, 'What`s the problem?'
'Well,' said the doc, 'you have a... - Unfaithful ? Banta and Preeto are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Banta says to Preeto, 'I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?'
Preeto replies, 'Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now?''I really want to know. Please...'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times...'
'Three ?... - Rehearsal !! Newly married Santa, was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy, Banta, at lunch, 'Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o`clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves... - Feels good Banta to his wife, Preeto, 'Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are my favorite colors. Anyway, it`s not a big deal but it feels good.'
The next day when Banta come home Preeto asks... - Deserted Island Santa and his wife, Jeeto, had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. New guy and Jeeto are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see him there.
'Now we will be able to have three people doing...