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Banta and Preeto had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As Preeto was bending over pulling weeds, Banta said, "Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now."
Banta, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured Preeto`s butt.
"Yep", Banta said, "Just as I thought; just about the same size."
Preeto got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn`t speak to Banta the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, Banta cuddled up to Preeto and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
Preeto rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What`s the matter?" Banta asked.
Preeto replied, "You don`t think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"
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One hole behind !! Santa was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me. I don`t know what hole I`m on.'
She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I`m on 7; you`re on 6.'
Santa thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine, he got... - Which half ? An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, 'Oh oh!'
The man asked the doctor, 'What`s the problem?'
'Well,' said the doc, 'you have a... - Unfaithful ? Banta and Preeto are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Banta says to Preeto, 'I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?'
Preeto replies, 'Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now?''I really want to know. Please...'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times...'
'Three ?... - Rehearsal !! Newly married Santa, was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy, Banta, at lunch, 'Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o`clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves... - Feels good Banta to his wife, Preeto, 'Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are my favorite colors. Anyway, it`s not a big deal but it feels good.'
The next day when Banta come home Preeto asks...