| A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE. The blonde looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice repeats, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. The blonde looks up again and says, Is this God trying to warn me? The voice says NO, I M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK. |