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A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won`t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the shy guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a journalist and I`ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean Rs 1000?"
- Amazing ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!'
The golfer, annoyed, says, 'What is it?'
'It`s a special golf ball,' says Banta. 'You can never... - Self Defense Santa was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Santa decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense... - Appointment Banta`s wife, Preeto, and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician`s office with his four kids, he turned his attention to his ailing wife.
After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor.
The receptionist picked up and... - Sun bath The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
'That`s okay with me, honey,' says her husband. 'I`ll go get some wood for the fire.'
About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds... - Spelling error One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.'It would be spelt `W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B`,' the first boy argued.
'No its not! It`s spelt...