| A visiting professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 50 students raise their hands. "Well that`s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?" About 35 students raise their hands. "That`s really good. I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 20 students raise their hands. "That`s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 5 students raise their hands. "That`s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? Banta in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I`ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You`ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Banta replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it`s like to have sex with a ghost." Banta replies, "Ghost !!!!, I thought you said "GOATS." |