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    A young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she`s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
    After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She`s really pleased to have met this guy.
    At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance.
    The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion!
    After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN.
    The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can`t properly see what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.
    "Just a minute,big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed Aussie. "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed - only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Australian relay team.
  • Banta and Jeeto Banta goes over to Santa`s house, rings the bell. Santa`s wife, Jeeto answers.
    'Hi, is Santa home?'
    'No, he went to the store.'
    'Well, you mind if I wait?' 'No come in.'
    They sit down and Banta says, 'You know Jeeto, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I`d give you...
  • Witch doctor After a few years of married life, Santa noticed that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
    Finally the doctor says to him: 'This is all in your mind' and refers Santa to a psychiatrist.
    After a few visits, the shrink confesses: 'I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.'
    Finally the psychiatrist refers Santa to...
  • The Worst Pain Santa goes into emergency with his testicles just hanging by a few bits of skin.
    The doctor said to Santa, 'What ever happened to you, it must have been very painful!'
    Santa explains, 'While hunting in the bush I needed to go to the bathroom for the heavy duty job. As I squatted down, I didn`t see the `bear trap` and...
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    He hollers, 'Operator, give me back the party!'
    She says, 'I`m sorry sir, you`ll have to make the call all over again.'
    Santa says, 'What do you want from my life? Give me back the party.'
    She says...
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    Doctor, 'Look, I can`t prescribe...'
    Banta, 'Doctor, we`ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I`m desperate! I can`t think; I can`t concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You`ve got to...
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