| Tim: Sam, I hear you just got married again. Sam: Yes, for the fourth time. Tim: What happened to your first three wives? Sam: They all died, Tim. Tim: How did that happen? Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Tim: How terrible! And your second? Sam: She ate poison mushrooms. Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Tim: I see; an accident. Sam: Not exactly. She was not eating her mushrooms. |