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    Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
    "He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the medical examiner.
    The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man.
    "He was a minister from ruling Congress party, was 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
    "Nothing unusual here", thinks the Inspector, and asks to be shown the last body.
    "Ah," says the medical examiner. "This is the most unusual one. MP from Bihar, 60, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?` inquires the Inspector.
    To which the medical officer replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
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    'He thought of everything,' she told them. 'Just before he died, he called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Honey,` he told me, `I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please...
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    He asked God, 'Why did you make her so kind hearted?'
    The Lord responded, 'So you could love her, my son.'
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    The dealer tells him, 'Look, I have a lot of models, but why don`t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred of trees for you in one day.'
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