| A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender looked up and said, "You ain`t from around here, are you? Where are you from, boy?" The guy said, "I`m from Iowa." The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Iowa?" The guy responded, "I`m a taxidermist." The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy said nervously, "I mount animals." The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It`s okay boys, he`s one of us!" |