| A priest was driving along the highway, when he saw the nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a sexy leg. The priest looks and nearly misses an accident. After changing gear his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129." The priest apologises and removes his hand, but unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear he oggles at her legs with sparkles in his eyes, this time he again lets the hand slide up the leg. The Nun once again says: "Father, remember Psalm 129." Once again the priest apologises, "Sorry, sister, but you know the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. As he arrives at the church he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalm 129, it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK FURTHER UP, YOU WILL FIND GLORY." |