| A little girl asks her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Her mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What`s that mean?" asks the child. "Go ask your father. I think he`s in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block. I asked mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you." Her dad says, "Bring Susie over here." He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog`s behind with it and says, "OK, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block. The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Her dad says, "Where`s Susie?" The little girl replies, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block, and there`s another dog pushing her home." |