| A pretty woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when the car breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it`s Sunday night and my car broke down! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?" "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don`t want you messin` with my son Santa and his friend Banta." She looks through the screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the teens. "Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about Santa and Banta in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don`t want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these condoms." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long. Ten years later Santa and Banta are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Santa says, "Banta?" Banta says, "Yeah, Santa?" Santa says, "You remember that woman that came by here about ten years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Banta, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Santa. "Nope," says Banta, "I reckon not." "Me, neither," says Santa, "Let`s take these things off." |